Maria

Maria is some lit ass girl who'll always have your back no matter what shes a main g, you'll always wanna be her cause shes most probably just better than you.

you: i want to be like maria!
person: yeah same boi!

by iluvdrayke October 20, 2017

Gilroy Santa Maria College

a school in Ingham full of Fucking rich Italians and pedophilic teachers with a stick up their arse. go to church and beg for forgiveness motherfuckers.

The boys cant shut the fuck up about their motorbikes and all the girls have pictures of their cowboy hats and boots so they can prove that they "work" on the farm.
They go to fucking church and pray to jesus then go date their cousin.
They're all related and date each other cause they all came from the same 3 fucking oldies 200 years ago

Gilroy Boy 1: My crf250f would thrash your yz250f because my bike has a better graphics kit
Gilroy Boy 2: I make better tiktok edits of my bike and my wheelies, so I am better cunt.

Gilroy Girl 1 in the distance listening: He is so hot but he is my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 2 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 3 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 4 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 5 in the distance listening: He is everyone's ex boyfriend we have all dated each other here at Gilroy Santa Maria College

by Penishurts445 March 8, 2023

maria beatriz

The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars. They tend to be very smart and funny. Everyone likes girls with this name, because they are such good friends.

"Just met this sexy and smart girl called Maria Beatriz."

by flarggerberg October 29, 2014

Maria

The most annoying older sister but she is short asf which makes it cute but you hurt her lil sister she will be more then glad to fight a bitch. Dont get on a Maria's bad side just buy her mexican candy and she will love you.

Omg did you know lissett gave maria a bag of mexican candy so she wouldnt kill her ex boyfriend but did it any way?

She never listens

by Randomstranger17 March 23, 2017

leah-maria

A unique individual who is always there for her friends. She is sometimes shy and doesn't have complete confidence in herself even though she should, she always knows the right things to say. She worries a little too much, but always about the important things. She's like a flower who's perfection can only be seen by a few. Hold on to her, she's the best that can happen to you

Leah-Maria is the type of girl you meet when you're too youg and you mess it up. But when you're older you realize: she was perfect

by garden_of_eden June 20, 2014

Maria

A shy, gorgeous, reliable and talented goddess that will always have your back and be your partner in crime till the end!

Girl 1: your bff is a slag
Girl 2: nah her names maria
Girl 1: so what?

Girls 2: so she’s 100x better then you could ever be

by T.Man.T October 21, 2019

heidi maria

a long carrot

lisa: look at this carrot i found!
jane: that's a heidi maria if i've ever seen one

by cock killer 69 March 22, 2021