CHI-lax

A word used when advising your girlfriend to Chill the F*uck out and Relax, when she comes looking for her Chi Flat Iron you borrowed 24 hours ago.

Normally used in situations when she shows up at your front door, unannounced, bug eyed, with a strong resemblance to Linda Blair from the Exorcist!

Girlfriend- Knocks on door
You- Open door

Girlfriend- "WHERE THE F*UCK IS MY CHI? It's been almost 24 hours since you borrowed i!! Give it to me NOWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww.......

You- "Gurl, I got your back, its right there in my bathroom hooka.. plug it up and get them nappy ass curls scrate so that head of yours can spin a tad bit faster, Damn CHI-lax!!!"

by Calistina12065 October 6, 2011

lax boy

vineyard vines wearing, popular migos song listening, FUCKBOYS. sexiest&worst people on the planet.

lauren’s boyfriend is a lax boy..that’s probably why he cheated on her three times.

by leilagiac22 June 4, 2018

French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 17, 2014

Laxative Roulette

The ultimate drinking game played by a group larger than 2 people. You start with 10 glasses of vodka only one contains half laxative. Unlike Russian roulette where the loser is clearly noticed this games loser goes undetected for some time until they shit out they’re insides.

Guy 1:” Hey who wants to go out drinking tonight”
Guy 2:” Nah man let’s play laxative roulette, it’s this new drinking game”
Guy 1:” Sounds good”

by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 28, 2020

lax god

the supreme all-knowing lord of lax that is the prime example of what lacrosse perfection is

Did you see Logan's stats? He's such a Lax God bro.

by UrbanUrsala December 4, 2015

Laxative Roulette

The ultimate drinking game played by a group larger than 2 people. You start with 10 glasses of vodka only one contains half laxative. Unlike Russian roulette where the loser is clearly noticed this games loser goes undetected for some time until they shit out they’re insides.

Guy 1:” Hey who wants to go out drinking tonight”
Guy 2:” Nah man let’s play laxative roulette, it’s this new drinking game”
Guy 1:” Sounds good”

by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 28, 2020

Mex-Lax

When you are constipated and need the help of Mexican food to clean out the pipes

"Hey John, you want to go to Taco Bell after class? I need some Mex-Lax, I'm a little backed up."

by LarryChicken December 16, 2011