Anti-lawyer

The reverse lawyer, breaks the law to get evidence, doesn't care about anyone except their client, will kill, to prove you are not guilty.
Person 1: Hey bro look who's against puff, what a moron!
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.
by Bunga69420 July 03, 2022
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emily lawyer

Emily Lawyer is a girl who feels very deeply, but never lets that show. She's and introvert who gets insanely drained from being around people who she believes don't care about her. If she lets you in and tells you something personal, know that you mean a lot to her. She trusts and loves way too easily, and always tries to seem happy around everyone outside her family in hopes that they will feel loved and wanted. Even when she's dying inside, she smiles. If she lets you know that she's upset with you, you've really hurt her, or she loves you too much to hide her feelings toward you.

Emily gets played and used quite often because of how trusting she is, and is quick to end things when she realizes something is toxic.

She feels like nobody cares about her nearly as much as she cares about them, so if you care for an Emily Lawyer, let her know how important she is to you.
"She's always smiling. She must be Emily Lawyer."
"Emily Lawyer is overly kind."
by LouisKablois December 31, 2021
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Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law
I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe
by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019
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Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks
Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck
by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 24, 2024
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Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
by KorokDude August 25, 2023
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Space lawyer

A space lawyer is one that will argue every point of space law same as a sea lawyer or “add place here “ lawyer
Toby is such a space lawyer , I just want to play the game but he’s arguing about rules again”
by Icepik86 December 15, 2022
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the vegas lawyers

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.
by Hi 5ive February 19, 2019
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