1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously
2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming
2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming
by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005
Get the Porn Lagmug. An inexplicable death occurring during a heavily lagging multiplayer game.
The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.
The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.
Player 1: Why the fuck did I die!? I had full shields and there's noone near me! Mcsnazzy498 killed me? Where the fuck is he!
Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!
Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?
Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.
Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!
Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?
Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.
by Ab0mbs August 14, 2009
Get the Lag-Dyingmug. Quantum lag is the time it takes for changes in the quantum realm to be reflected in reality. Unlike the 'real world', the quantum realm has no equivalent dimensions because the quantum elements are relational. It is only when these elements acquire mass and energy, from which the natural laws are derived, that they can be measured in terms of space and time.
Most of us will only notice quantum lag when the quantum event is experienced immediately prior to its effect in reality, a condition referred to as deja-vu. Less obvious effects are those of intuition and premonition. More disturbing effects involve apparitions, e.g. ghosts, whereby the quantum event is so strong as to appear real even though it never manifests in reality (which is why ghosts cannot be recorded on physical media). Quantum lag also explains why properties of elements in the quantum realm appear to change faster than allowed by the speed of light, referred to as quantum entanglement.
by rippenburn November 27, 2016
Get the quantum lagmug. John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!
Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.
Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.
by Wolf5297 January 6, 2010
Get the Lag Paradoxmug. Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.
by Mr.Xbox January 15, 2009
Get the lag munchmug. When you get used to a stupid sleeping routine, ie going to sleep at 4 am and waking at noon and you have to wake up at a reasonable time to travel or to work. Similar to jet lag
by Pineapplechok August 4, 2014
Get the Holiday lagmug. #1
Joe: "man, the chick i like has major convo lag tonight."
Jim: "she doesn't like you then, sucks to be you joe."
#2
Frank: "what's with the convo lag tonight man"
Bob: "sorry looking at porn and playing WOW"
Joe: "man, the chick i like has major convo lag tonight."
Jim: "she doesn't like you then, sucks to be you joe."
#2
Frank: "what's with the convo lag tonight man"
Bob: "sorry looking at porn and playing WOW"
by shazzatpm January 14, 2008
Get the convo lagmug.