1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously
2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming
2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming
by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005
John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!
Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.
Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.
by Wolf5297 January 06, 2010
When you get used to a stupid sleeping routine, ie going to sleep at 4 am and waking at noon and you have to wake up at a reasonable time to travel or to work. Similar to jet lag
by Pineapplechok August 02, 2014
#1
Joe: "man, the chick i like has major convo lag tonight."
Jim: "she doesn't like you then, sucks to be you joe."
#2
Frank: "what's with the convo lag tonight man"
Bob: "sorry looking at porn and playing WOW"
Joe: "man, the chick i like has major convo lag tonight."
Jim: "she doesn't like you then, sucks to be you joe."
#2
Frank: "what's with the convo lag tonight man"
Bob: "sorry looking at porn and playing WOW"
by shazzatpm January 09, 2008
Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.
by Mr.Xbox October 03, 2008
What a 29er rider suffers from when they have shit fitness
Bobo stalled going over the hill because he has shit fitness and 29er lag
Bobo stalled going over the hill because he has shit fitness and 29er lag
Ahhh that there is 29er lag
by Not BoBos Bush Bestie July 16, 2020
Quantum lag is the time it takes for changes in the quantum realm to be reflected in reality. Unlike the 'real world', the quantum realm has no equivalent dimensions because the quantum elements are relational. It is only when these elements acquire mass and energy, from which the natural laws are derived, that they can be measured in terms of space and time.
Most of us will only notice quantum lag when the quantum event is experienced immediately prior to its effect in reality, a condition referred to as deja-vu. Less obvious effects are those of intuition and premonition. More disturbing effects involve apparitions, e.g. ghosts, whereby the quantum event is so strong as to appear real even though it never manifests in reality (which is why ghosts cannot be recorded on physical media). Quantum lag also explains why properties of elements in the quantum realm appear to change faster than allowed by the speed of light, referred to as quantum entanglement.
by rippenburn November 27, 2016