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A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????
by JR March 29, 2004
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national bash lachlan day

national bash lachlan day is when one sees someone named lachlan, they have permission to brutally beat them within an inch of their life, with no concequences.
“Hey, Gerlandine! Its 19 September! Its national bash lachlan day!”
by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022
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Lachlan Barnard

Lachlan Barnard is a 0 iq beta male who won't even smoke a pack in front of the mrs
by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019
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Lachlan

Someone who doesn't go to the gym, a weak dog, captain soy looking motherfucker.
doesn't wanna get missive. hairy legs, small calves

usually wears glasses, his Mrs has his balls in her handbag.
i dont wanna get massive, oh thats such a lachlan thing to say.
by mrdonkeyknob420 September 22, 2022
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Lachlan

A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer

But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits
Hey there’s Lachlan with the horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds
by Alex565 November 23, 2021
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lachlan

the shortest man that will ever exist, and he is always incorrect
"Yeh the guy I went out on a date with last night was such a Lachlan"
by anonymous August 20, 2023
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