A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
by JR March 29, 2004

national bash lachlan day is when one sees someone named lachlan, they have permission to brutally beat them within an inch of their life, with no concequences.
by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022

by HomieBear August 30, 2021

by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019

Someone who doesn't go to the gym, a weak dog, captain soy looking motherfucker.
doesn't wanna get missive. hairy legs, small calves
usually wears glasses, his Mrs has his balls in her handbag.
doesn't wanna get missive. hairy legs, small calves
usually wears glasses, his Mrs has his balls in her handbag.
by mrdonkeyknob420 September 22, 2022

A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer
But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits
But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits
by Alex565 November 23, 2021

by anonymous August 20, 2023
