koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.

We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.

by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016

Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.

That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it

by Strikefv October 18, 2023

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

Koala Harris

A dumb bitch who don’t know what she talkin about

Damn that bitch koala Harris is dumb

by Fart donkeybutt October 08, 2020

koala bear

Animals that are especially adept at climbing.

Mimi shimmied up that stripper pole faster than a koala bear!

by Mimi B. February 27, 2008

koala hugger

somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's"

me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree
koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun)
me: sorry man

by CarlTheShanker November 07, 2003

koala kisses

When you touch your butthole to your significant other's butthole and a puckering sound is made

Hey yo Jerry, you better pucker up cause I'm gon' give you some koala kisses tonight!

by Zort4Lyfe November 19, 2018