Kiwi sads

when all you have to eat for lunch is a kiwi

oh man, i have the kiwi sads today.

by QuinnGTL July 28, 2023

Slumped kiwi

A sexy person who plays minecraft on ps3 and has a friend named alijah and he has all the bitches no matter he’s mr steal yo girl

Damn that’s slumped kiwi I thought he was ugly damn he’s got as fuck

by Definitely not slumped kiwi June 12, 2018

Kiwi clap

When two gay guys are having anal sex and their balls are slapping together.

It was great except the kiwi clap.

by Buddy's Gay July 28, 2011

kiwi fox

A fluffy green fox who is friends with Majira Strawberry

Dude1: do you know kiwi fox?

Dude2: Kill yourself furfag

by Dototsogdsotgiz May 28, 2019

kiwi wanker

A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.

"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."

by Kyou January 25, 2005

kiwi fruit

A New Zealand homosexual.

A Gay New Zealander.

by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005

kiwi monkey

A kiwi monkey is a hyper, energetic person who can be annoying but cute at the same time. They have one owner and when they are named the owner will never change. Very affectionate but can become bitey and fiesty at anytime

Who is that?

Oh that's my kiwi monkey

by Dontchaknowit October 20, 2015