Keyboard basher

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.

Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)

by Androktasie November 14, 2005

keyboard crusader

A person who spends hours on the internet(mostly YouTube) everyday, trying to sway the minds of anonymous people by posting politically or socially based propaganda, because they are incapable of debating in person. In other words: a mentally unstable person, with far too much time on their hands.

" Man I can't stand that guy. He is always trolling the same videos posting the same rhetoric day in, day out."

" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."

by Tough actin Tinactin February 14, 2012

keyboard dyslexia

what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning

with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"

by jtchand May 13, 2006

keyboard jockey

a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.

That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it

by John Henry Adams December 20, 2008

keyboard rage

When you make a typo in an online conversation, attempt to correct it, fuck it up again and repeat. Usually ends in a string of random letters as you bang your keyboard in frustration.

Bob says:
I didn't know what
Bob says:
*hat
Bob says:
*THAT MOTHER UFCKER
Bob says:
jlkfsaa;'kJLKjajidfuacjkdjiemsdfe
Kate says:
Don't give in to keyboard rage
Bob says:
@LJLJFSJKLAJFUCKSUFSJFSDUSDS

by UkechiKate March 1, 2009

cat on the keyboard

When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.

Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.

by merlin's memory April 10, 2017

My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

by Beanafied May 12, 2020