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Slop Journalism

1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.

2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
Taylor Lorenz is the LeBron James of slop journalism.
by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025
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Failure of Journalism

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025
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