Josiah Lovato, if your name is this well your in luck you probably say you have a small dick but deep down everyone know you have a giant schlong and you know how to get down and dirty with it. Also you'r probably pretty hot and everyone calls you the rizzler, or rizzilla. Be proud to hold this name because you know you got the biggest dick in town.
by ilovejosiahlovato May 11, 2023
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by Thefantabulousprincess July 20, 2021
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Random bitch: Bro who’s Josiah?
Other random : That one dude from orange who’s hella buff
Random bitch: Yo no homo but he’s beautiful
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Other random : That one dude from orange who’s hella buff
Random bitch: Yo no homo but he’s beautiful
Well that’s just the Josiah effect
by Lolheyyyy July 25, 2021
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by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020
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by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022
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