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Jaime

Jaime is the lord of stick bugs. This motherfucker dick is so humongous that he can use it as a sword. Jaime usually sleeps at 9 p.m. because his cock takes all his energy alway. One of Jaime is most known achievements is when Jaime killed 10 nazis using only the tip of his penis. When Jaime sleeps, his dingdong crates a gravity camp that can catch even a 12912841 mile alway woman. You should always take care of your Jaime and his penis, because his dick is so big, that can be confused with his own body.
Omg, Jaime's dick looks like an Dark Souls GreatSword
by lightskinasshole November 29, 2021
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jaimes borges

Jaimes is one of the greatest friends you will know! He is nice, funny, hot, classy, honest, trustworthy, smart, and athletic. He rarely ever hates people and is always giving, even if it means that he is left with nothing. He wishes to please people to the best of his ability. He may be crazy or weird at times, but he always expresses himself. Such a great person all around!
"Jaimes Borges is so helpful and loving!"
by amadeusFCP December 2, 2013
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Jaime Barton

by N o June 1, 2022
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Joel Jaime

Joel Jaime

Dark person with a fro who bought a house on the side of a hill. Has a small weiner, eats cheeseburgers with a side of diet pills for lunch. Often confused with Tego Calderon.
Yo, is that Tego Calderon?

Nah, it's Fat Joel Jaime

Joel: heeeeee wocka flocka
by SunnySkies_DirtyFlies October 8, 2020
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Jaime

Reference to a pussywhipped male. Jaimes may wear pants, like capris, but their spouses wear the real trousers. Plural of jaime is jaimen.
I haven't seen him in months, ever since he got married he became such a jaime.
by MoistCrevice July 11, 2020
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jaime

jaime is the fakest bitch you’ll ever meet, such a two faced rat.
PERSON 1: yo who’s that?

PERSON 2: oh it’s that fake bitch, jaime
by butthole4ever March 5, 2022
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jaime patricia

A smart, humorous, fun loving, creative in many ways, somewhat intuitive, generous, loyal creature with a contagious smile that goes braless in the wintertime.
If you need a pick me up in the down in the dumps life, go see Jaime Patricia; she'll perk you up.
by Thearexasourass January 9, 2017
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