Jaime is the lord of stick bugs. This motherfucker dick is so humongous that he can use it as a sword. Jaime usually sleeps at 9 p.m. because his cock takes all his energy alway. One of Jaime is most known achievements is when Jaime killed 10 nazis using only the tip of his penis. When Jaime sleeps, his dingdong crates a gravity camp that can catch even a 12912841 mile alway woman. You should always take care of your Jaime and his penis, because his dick is so big, that can be confused with his own body.
by lightskinasshole November 29, 2021

Jaimes is one of the greatest friends you will know! He is nice, funny, hot, classy, honest, trustworthy, smart, and athletic. He rarely ever hates people and is always giving, even if it means that he is left with nothing. He wishes to please people to the best of his ability. He may be crazy or weird at times, but he always expresses himself. Such a great person all around!
by amadeusFCP December 2, 2013

Joel Jaime
Dark person with a fro who bought a house on the side of a hill. Has a small weiner, eats cheeseburgers with a side of diet pills for lunch. Often confused with Tego Calderon.
Dark person with a fro who bought a house on the side of a hill. Has a small weiner, eats cheeseburgers with a side of diet pills for lunch. Often confused with Tego Calderon.
by SunnySkies_DirtyFlies October 8, 2020

Reference to a pussywhipped male. Jaimes may wear pants, like capris, but their spouses wear the real trousers. Plural of jaime is jaimen.
by MoistCrevice July 11, 2020

by butthole4ever March 5, 2022

A smart, humorous, fun loving, creative in many ways, somewhat intuitive, generous, loyal creature with a contagious smile that goes braless in the wintertime.
by Thearexasourass January 9, 2017
