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.7.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.6.
.7.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.6.
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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Hit and run journalism

When you report on a story that doesn't pan out, and you don't issue an apology, simply keep on reporting on other stories that won't pan out either.
by Sexydimma September 27, 2022
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Slop Journalism

1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.

2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
Taylor Lorenz is the LeBron James of slop journalism.
by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025
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drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
Did you read the drunk journal yet?
by boobylips January 28, 2014
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journal-list

A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.
I'm going to launch a Buzzfeed clone and become a journal-list.
by billsuspect September 17, 2014
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journaling

Writing some nonsense B.S. in the paper notebook, which nobody will read, except your psychiatrist, if you commit something outrageous
My psychiatrist suggested me to do journaling.
by dildo777 November 20, 2023
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e-journal

"I use my E-Journal when I'm sad to distract myself"
by KyeForce October 9, 2015
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