Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.
by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020
Get the Itchy penis diseasemug. Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.
I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.
by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010
Get the Itchy Butthole Daymug. when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .
I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .
Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Itchy Buttmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
Get the Itchy Man Bitsmug. 
the sweaty, itchy, cheesy feeling between your ass cheeks which usually occurs from sweating or not wiping your ass good enough. In other words, give it a second wipe.
by Knobert August 29, 2006
Get the itchy ass syndromemug. The feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. Cured only by a hot shower.
Guy #1: Having fun scratching yourself over there?
Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome
Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome
by The Count Of Pussy Fisto April 4, 2010
Get the Itchy Shirt Syndromemug.