calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
by Legohexman May 30, 2021
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Calm the farm turbo

What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.
Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"

...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
by The Gavinator March 10, 2022
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calm yo grits

A hermit crab version of calm yo tits
Used by protective parents. Some kids never grow out of it.
Person1: I hate you!
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...
by Parkderp1 February 01, 2016
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calm your mom

an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".
Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."
by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013
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calm your bird

Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.

Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.
Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"

Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."
by LicensesToStone April 30, 2016
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Calm your tots

What you say when someone needs to chill out! Calm your tots!
by Bunifer October 25, 2017
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damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.
That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm
by KnightofNerdom February 22, 2020
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