A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.
However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"
by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005
Get the Eastern Illinois Universitymug. When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.
Or
Cutting in between other cars at high speeds
Or
Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.
Or
Cutting in between other cars at high speeds
Or
Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.
by grant6923 February 26, 2011
Get the Illinois Lane Changemug. When a driver from Illinois suddenly veers into your lane for no reason, with no turn signal whatsoever. Usually performed at high speed, and when no other cars are in the vicinity.
The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.
Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.
The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.
Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.
Two guys in a car: one from Wisconsin, the other from Illinois.
Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.
Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.
by TheSchnauf November 14, 2011
Get the Illinois Turn Signalmug. An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
by nolawalking February 24, 2009
Get the Illinois Toddler Fondlemug. "Enjoy Waukegan, Illinois" is a tourism Facebook page that gets the word out on what's going on and what's new and coming in the "arts-friendly" city of Waukegan, Illinois. This Facebook page promotes events and businesses in Waukegan, Illinois. The Facebook page can be found at www.facebook.com/EnjoyWaukeganIllinois.
I'm going to look on the "Enjoy Waukegan, Illinois" Facebook page to find somewhere to eat tonight in downtown Waukegan, Illinois!
by Enjoy Waukegan, Illinois August 1, 2011
Get the Enjoy Waukegan, Illinoismug. The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.
Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"
by TheRealFuhrer October 14, 2014
Get the Illinois Walrus Bangmug. Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.
She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.
by NWA10000 January 18, 2015
Get the Illinois enema banditmug.