Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10
by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019
Get the Ianmug. by goosefucker June 2, 2020
Get the Ianmug. Ians are men who feed on pizza at least twice a day, they only date women of the Lynn species. Personality wise resemble that of bojack horseman and Rick Sanchez if they happened to have an overly mentally stimatulated and sleep deprived son.
"My sister happens to be dating an Ian, they stay up for days eating pizza and drawing on our countertops."
by Nunow January 2, 2019
Get the Ianmug. by Jocelyn. N 2006 May 16, 2019
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by gray lockser July 1, 2019
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by The biggestdad February 10, 2018
Get the Ianmug. Someone That Is very bad at Rainbow Six Siege. Probably only plays Warden, and never gets any kills.
by ELEISHWINN September 9, 2020
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