shit

poop

I just took a shit.

by Thundernut Williamson November 17, 2021

the shit

A slang term used by an American soldier in the Vietnam War. Ment to be the action of a battle.

Shit Joker, you've never been in the shit.
~Full Metal Jacket

by Mike G. May 05, 2004

NO SHIT

Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.

REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 06, 2006

shit

jake paul

"have you heard of jake paul " other person said " you mean shit"

by catzilla 18 December 26, 2018

shit-in

Remaining in a bathroom stall until all other occupants of the bathroom leave, to avoid embarrassment of potentially loud shits.

I have diarrhea, but I don't have time for a shit-in with this guy.

by Stopherson December 08, 2009

shit

The Screaming-Skwits Shit:
The kind of shit that "skwits" out your ass like water in little lumps of crap at a rapid pace.

One of those awful days when you catch a stomach virus, you begin to shit uncontrolablly, and you end up spending the night in the bathroom; and to make matters worse, the virus was given to you by a close friend.

by Sam & Andrea January 23, 2009

shitful

something that just plain SUCKS. terrible and full of shit. describes a situation you would rather avoid, or a person who is full of B.S.

ex.1) person 1: my friend's mom is a psychopath. she beats her every night.

person 2: that's so freaking shitful.

by smiley_chica July 05, 2010