Horizontal fun 

Sex

I had horizontal fun with the girl I met at the bar last night

Horizontal fun by Sam Dias May 6, 2021

Horizontal Tophat 

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.

"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"

Horizontal Tophat by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022

Horizontal hunky funky 

a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action

A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky

Horizontal hunky funky by strappling May 30, 2022

Horizontal Bigfoot 

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.

That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.

Horizontal Bigfoot by Not Eethan February 6, 2024

horizontal tango

A term used when someone has a Sexual intercourse on a bed

bro Sam and glasses girl are in my house shaking violently, they doin the horizontal tango

horizontal tango by Shæt April 20, 2024

horizontal hypocrite 

someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups

Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.

Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.

horizontal hypocrite by kornelbut May 21, 2024

horizontal hypocrite 

When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.

Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.

horizontal hypocrite by kornelbut July 19, 2024