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dutch glaze

The crusty remains on your partner's backside after night of anal love exploration.
I was drunk as shit the night before but when I saw the dutch glaze on the ho next to me in the morning I remembered exactly what happened that night.
by Dangerduck April 4, 2009
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glazed donut

A glazed donut is when a guy ejaculates semen on a woman's anal hole and smears it around thsu creating a glazed donut effect.
I gave her a glazed donut and her girlfriend ate it.
by Breejock October 23, 2007
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Glazed Bagel

The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
by SquirrelPimp May 7, 2014
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glazed doughnut

When having anal sex and you pull out of the anal cavity and ejaculates on the anus and it gets crusty without telling your sexual partner
I secretly gave that chick a glazed doughnut last night
by glaizer January 21, 2015
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tonsil glaze

Swallowing the male ejaculation without missing a drop.
I washed and waxed my girlfriend's car yesterday. After that, she was more than willing to take my tonsil glaze.
by Thew May 22, 2005
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420 glaze it

the story goes that a couple of guys gathered everyday to eat glazed donuts...
by swagmcswagger420 June 11, 2015
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Shame glaze

When a female is ashamed of the guy she wants to fuck, be it that he is unattractive, fat or has a small penis, yet she enjoys riding that penis, but not sucking, because its small and unattractive. The then process of the cumshot becomes a shame glaze.
by Nina Clerecuzio May 16, 2016
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