A "Gadooba" is a girl with a nice big ass. The ass has to be big, round, and sticks out from the back approximately 10-12 inches.
by J-Dubbya January 18, 2015
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Guy 1: "You get sorted?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"
Guy 1: "What do we do now?"
Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"
Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"
Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."
Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"
Guy 1: "What do we do now?"
Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"
Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"
Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."
by Santabae January 26, 2017
Get the Gandalf the green mug.When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.
Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
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Get the Gadon mug."Are you from Gádoros?"
by Nimroadthegk October 15, 2022
Get the gádoros mug.When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.
Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
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