Granola Bars

Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.

C2: Want to be friends?

Person 67493J: Sure

C2: ...

Person 67493J: ...

C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 25, 2021

Granola girl

The girls that call themselves a « granola girl » aren’t granola girls. A granola girl is a girl who loves hiking, canoeing, camping, etc…
A pinterest/instagram girly isn’t a granola girl.

omg she is such a granola girl!

by girly12379763 December 5, 2024

Granola Crayola

A person who dresses like a camp counselor, lives in Denver, Colorado, or dresses suspiciously close to Dora the Explorer.

They have a Granola Crayola aesthetic

by sugarglider333 August 15, 2025

granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.

Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker

by Nygma February 4, 2015

Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.

C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola bar

ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.

Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

granola top

A bland bisexual man

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.

by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020