A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.
C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2:
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021
The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.
Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.
Usually a one time experimental experience.
Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.
Usually a one time experimental experience.
by a-letto March 19, 2021
Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.
A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017
Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.
Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker
by Nygma February 05, 2015
A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021