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Granola Stomp

The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.
I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.
by a-letto March 19, 2021
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C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."
Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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Granola-bar

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.
C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021
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by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021
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ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.
Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
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What C2s create friendships in order to get.
Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??

Person 2: Because she's a C2!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
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