Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017

Garlic

An Italian immigrant who fled to the US in the 20s or 30s . Because Italians use lots of garlic in their food the smell used to stink up the whole neighborhood and Italian food wasn't popural back then

- Jesus Christ whats that smell ?

- Bet a garlic's cooking something
- yeah youre right i forgot its an Italian neighborhood

by 👉🏽👈🏽 September 25, 2020

Playing Garlic Tarloc

A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.

Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017

Garlic Bread Slut

A slut who loves garlic bread.

Corinna can't stop eating garlic bread, she's a garlic bread slut.

by bigballermax February 27, 2024

Garlic Transfusion

When all of the blood in your body has been replaced by garlic specifically to ward off vampires.

"Ah, I can't drink his blood because he got a garlic transfusion before he died!"

by kjlfxdvcx;za September 3, 2022

urban garlic

Another way to say Marijuana.

Used by Toronto teens.

Yo b! U cop any dat urban garlic?!

by benicio del toro jr. September 18, 2020

garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.

"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."

by ThurgoodMarshall July 13, 2016