Fergus

Uncle;

brother of your father or your mother;

slang. Older male mentor

Fergus is the sexiest guy you shall ever see, he has luscious locks and beautiful, twinkling eyes that invites love and affection.

He dawns a large genital and jim jam-clad.

Milch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Fergus will be at the function cuh!" - Person 1
"Oh flip yeah!!" - person 2

by SOggyOrange May 4, 2024

fergust

fergust means when you are terribly utterly afraid of something and it brings you down to your knees because youre so disgusted

“500 days of summer made me soooo fergust i witerawwy frew up”

by Alexandria Ferment June 27, 2024

Fergusing

Fergusing is pooping but painting it white medieval style

KayEAS: HMU I’m fergusing.
MelonWX: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

by AllNightTrampolining July 21, 2024

mr.fuerguson

a big ass teacher

mean
always give lectures

give to much work

this irritating ass teacher mr.fuerguson

by mean1010 May 7, 2019

Air Fergus

They don't have a plane, they launch you in via cannon.

That guy is a part of Air Fergus, he's a demoman main in Team Fortress 2.

by tenyearsinthejointbloke September 20, 2020

Jules fergus

An absolute God who gets all the pussy they ever want,

Yo it's jules fergus, what a god

by WtfRUdoinStepBro January 15, 2021

Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.

"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."

by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025