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Foreskin Warmer

When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter
damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer
by billylongydongy December 2, 2019
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Dancing foreskin

A man that is totally useless and/or a complete fucktard.
Arthur is being a real dancing foreskin today!

I'm surrounded by dancing foreskins!
by AmandathePanda007 October 15, 2011
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foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin
Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.
by teagreen April 13, 2008
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foreskin

The foreskin prepuce is a retractable fold of skin that covers the bell end (glans) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins.

Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by circumcised men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing.

Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too?
b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering?

"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
by Bobolovski December 9, 2008
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fresking

When you are "freaking" so much that you can't even type it correctly.

One would even say this phrase out loud to emphasize how much they are truly freaking.
"OMG I'm fresking out that my fresking ovary burst"
by OBV October 25, 2014
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FORESKIN WARRIOR

An emotionally distraught guy that is upset he wasnt circumcised, so now takes his frustrations out TOKEN full power lifts. Taking multiple attempts to break the 308 ATWR Deadlift with no success.
Hey Steve look at foreskin warrior he couldn't even break the atwr.
by TOTAL KILLER July 3, 2018
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Foreskin Tube

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019
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