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Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.
I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.
by DaGooseIsLoose May 5, 2011
mugGet the Squiggly Flamingomug.

flamingo kickstart

a method of male self-masturbation utilizing one leg when both hands are either occupied or not desired
Rob utilized the flamingo kickstart when he was juggling at the bachelor party to effectively masturbate. He was successful.
by roberto dunn February 18, 2010
mugGet the flamingo kickstartmug.

flock of flamingos

Where you have a group of gay guys in your yard.
I made my milkshake and brought all the gay guys to the yard, yeah look at the "flock of flamingos".
by Tec_def March 2, 2015
mugGet the flock of flamingosmug.

Flamingo and a Dingo

Sam and Ollie's relationship is like a flamingo and a dingo.
by zizzlezazzle August 11, 2018
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Lawn Flamingo

The unthinking liberal mind that is as useless as a pink hunk of plastic out in your lawn. Talking to the plastic may get you further, it has more intelligence...
You are a #LawnFlamingo and talking to you is a waste of time. Lawn flamingo is a useless hunk of plastic...
by Irritated conservative June 2, 2020
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fuck a flamingo

an expression uttered by people who have only slight disdain of another
Barry: hey fuck a flamingo that fucking faggot Luke stole my fucking condoms and fucked my Bitch Susan in the ass last night then the fuckhead said her tits were too small .
Luke: why are you referring to me in the third person?
Barry: yeah I know Luke I just disliked your use of condoms I mean y know I'd rather you have got her pregnant ok.
mugGet the fuck a flamingomug.

Blue Flamingo

Blue Flamingo is a creator on the virtual social game Rec Room he is pretty good at creating things with the maker pen and paintball he loves to hang out with his friends such as LiteralLagGod and others
Him:yo I just got killed by Blue Flamingo again

Her: I’m gonna vote kick him

Him: good idea
by ShopkeeperOfDefinitions November 1, 2019
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