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patagonian express

noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".
by rule14niggadog June 29, 2019
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Reesh Express

A journey to a far away depressing location in a blue car on Friday while the man is 1/2 a PINGA deep.
hey bruu you want to catch the reesh express bruu?

hey the reesh express is late
by the expozer June 3, 2021
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Tragical Express

Disney's Magical Express Bus, except you're on your way back to the airport from Disney World.
Aw man! Our Disney vacation has ended! I guess we better hop aboard the Tragical Express. Back home we go. :(
by LanceK22820 June 8, 2019
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thought expression

A thought which the thinker raises to a higher level by extracting it from his brain by saying it to himself and or others, verbally, nonverbally (such as by making a sound, a face, or a gesture), and/or by writing or drawing it. Expressing a thought also confirms to the thinker and those who are made aware of it that that thought was real, clarifies it, and makes it more useful. If the thinker or someone else records the thought in writing or in another way, it will not be forgotten and may help him in the future.
The following is an example of "thought expression". Carlos felt uncomfortable as the chair he sat on rolled away ever so slightly. Determined to do his homework, he attempted to ignore the feeling but told himself, "I felt it. I felt it," turned, got up, walked to the bedroom, and on his way there told himself verbally, "I felt afraid the chair would continue rolling and I would fall on the floor. That's what happened". With his feet on the floor and his knees bent, he laid back on his bed knowing that would calm him down. Knowing he is a hypersensitive person (HSP), he knew he could not deny his feelings because when he has, his body has given him some type of pain in his back, neck, or organs to remind him to not deny the things he feels. Today he also told himself, "Por algo...", to express his realizing that "God makes me feel the things I feel, for a reason."
by but for July 12, 2018
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Oakley Express

An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass
Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies
by MeMe___LoRd73 December 16, 2017
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Express christmas

when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas
You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year

Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early

You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents
by Notsotechy July 25, 2020
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shoelace express

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.
"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.
by swheatlady February 15, 2009
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