Hard Disease

A very aggressive disease that affects a male victim which makes them very aggressive and try and act hard in front of the opposite sex, often by: punching or hurling verbal abuse at his mates. The affected male usually rims the female.

Tom: "Did you hear Harry has hard disease?"
Cam: "Yeah I heard its a shame"
Tom: "Yeah I know"

by General Medical CouncilL January 9, 2019

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IPNB disease

IPNB disease (short for I Pull No Bitches disease

Sam: hey are you gay or do you have the IPNB disease?

John: what’s the IPNB disease

Sam : The I pull no bitches disease

John: Are you serious

by lotuscereal March 4, 2022

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antonio disease

Antonio disease is a rare disease when the person twitches every time they move, or when the person dances they have a little seizure when doing the dance move 'reverse'.

Mateo Bowles (Famous Dancer) has Antonio disease

by UKTing November 6, 2017

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Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"

by G.Funk January 29, 2010

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Tiktok Disease

Otherwise known as Tiktok Chlamydia, this disease is easily spread, infecting both men and women. With the power of just one 5-second clip, Tiktok has the capabilities of making millions follow, "The new trend"
Trends can vary from dumb lip syncs, dances, or literally nothing in some cases, all the way to absolute stupidity or fatal suicides.

Tiktok disease infects as many as 1 people a day, and some cases have lead to self suicide, because some people are so fucking desperate for views

by Mr. Rowlet August 7, 2021

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