by Jabberwockyyy May 02, 2022
When a girl is sucking/f*cking you through a gloryhole, and then proceeds to cock & ball torture your cock & balls while they are still inserted through the gloryhole
Jack: Did you seriously get a gloringus dingus past night?
Me: Yeah. The adult theater was poppin and she was kind of a sadist, so I let her. My balls are swollen to the size of a jar, tho.
Me: Yeah. The adult theater was poppin and she was kind of a sadist, so I let her. My balls are swollen to the size of a jar, tho.
by Daddy Awesome January 05, 2021
When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.
I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
by YourFaceIsRetarded January 11, 2021
An individual with no aptitude for success who nonetheless presume competence. AKA, a skill-devoid mansplaining rube who is the unwitting object of ridicule over an extended period of time (for instance, their adulthood). AKA, a haughty knave, lacking in cunning and sophistication, who is ineffective in all pursuits, much to the irritation or amusement of his or her peer group. Usually male.
by RandyBob December 30, 2020
why is your butthole stinky , you dingus weave
by eatmypussybich June 15, 2017
Maya Dingus is a great friend, she's always so happy and energetic. She's also great at basketball and she always complements all of her friends, even their siblings! Everyone should have a Maya Dingus in their life! <3
by Im Not Mean Im Just Honest January 16, 2019