A derp is the guy in the bright clubby striped shirt who waits in line for 2 hours to get into, well, a club. Granted, it’s nighttime, but the derp still wears the euro-trash sunglasses. The derp has far too much pomade in his hair. On top of this, the derp acts like he is a member of high-society, when in fact the derp is actually just high-maintenance white trash.
by fycfan#1 March 31, 2005
Degradingly erotic reproductive practices, recommended only for the most masochistic, wanton harlots. Subject usually has difficulty walking for like a day.
by usernameunavailable November 9, 2011
by SAMPSON September 11, 2003
a word that is used as a filler in order to add a comic relief.
Used by the most awesome person in response to something very outlandish or cute
to express excite during an activity
to express "I Love You" when said 3 times consecutively
said by the cutest girl ever
Used by the most awesome person in response to something very outlandish or cute
to express excite during an activity
to express "I Love You" when said 3 times consecutively
said by the cutest girl ever
by cloelzbah February 18, 2010
The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp. Derping is considered a verb.
The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:
1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!
2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."
3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!
2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."
3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
by meesolab November 15, 2010
Being derped is being karate chopped by Derpy Hooves. Since she is a derp and a screw up, she may karate chop you to make you screw up.
by Heriotza March 23, 2013