darth maul

To masterbate while releiving oneself of feceal matter.

"guys i was taking a shit and got kinda turned on so i bashed one out at the same time...god i love a darth maul!"

by eddyg December 13, 2007

darth raccoon

An evil person or persons who have raccoons in the upper levels of the homes just for sympathy.

Tooky: Hey Joe. why are you so sad, did your harley polish run out?

Joe: Hell no look at my roof i got coons

Tooky: Oh man you hang in there Joe you're a good person things will work out.
Tooky to her father: God Joe is such a Darth Raccoon.

by Tooky's father November 18, 2009

darth vader

when a man inserts his cranium into a females joker lips and breathes out the vag and it sounds like darth vader

person 1: why the fuck is your head coverd in blood and smells like fish
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.

by ur moms v April 28, 2012

Darth Maul

To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.

Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.

by DonkeyShlong January 16, 2010

Darth Breather

Señor Owen
Of Spanish class

Person 1: What is that, gale force winds out there?

Person 2: Nah dude, Señor Owen is behind you.

Person 1: Goddamn he sounds like Darth Vader.

Person 2: Now do you see why we call him Darth Breather.

by Nanna13 November 18, 2009

Darth Vader

Someone akin to the Republican party. A person who has turned evil becuase they have a small penis.

Don't go there, he'll pull a Darth Vader on us all.
That Darth bitch scares me.

by foshizzle May 21, 2003

Darth Elevator

The elevator that is always draped in dark fabric, at work or in the apartment building, that people are afraid to use.

"Come on, let's hurry upstairs, I have to go to the bathroom!"
"Let's wait for a minute. I don't want to take the Darth Elevator, it scares me."

by Eileen Fitzpatrick April 5, 2008