Diabetes

A person whos name is Gayla who eats maccas everyday. She is a fat hoe

Cayla ur such a fat how u have diabetes from all those maccad

by Caylaisgay March 11, 2021

diabetic sock

What you call your Jizz Sock without it being a sin

Dude i used my Diabetic Sock last night it was awesome being able to blow my load the holy way

by Jesus Lover42069666 July 8, 2020

Diabetic Muzzleloader

When a woman with low blood sugar is lying on her back being skull fucked, and the man pulls out, places a snickers bar in her mouth, then thrusts it down her throat.

Did you hear about Shelby last night?

No, what happened?

Justin had to do the diabetic muzzleloader last night.

by Big debby March 1, 2023

Diabetes

Diabetes is an illness that limits or entirely stops the production of insulin in your pancreas. There are two types of diabetes ; these are type one and type two. Type one diabetes is mainly genetic and halts insulin production. Type two diabetes is seen mainly due to being overweight. Diabetes is not a joke and should be taken very seriously. Insulin is a natural chemical produced by the body that regulates blood sugar levels.

Doctor: Im sorry but you have type one diabetes
Me: Now I know what that means due to this urban dictionary page!

Guy 1: Youre diabetic? doesnt that mean that you cant eat sugar?
Me: Actually we can eat sugar its just that we have to carb ourselves for it

Guy 2: YOU HAVE DIABETES? GET AWAY FROM ME I DONT WANNA CATCH THAT!
Me: Diabetes isn't contagious but Im still gonna stay away from YOU.

by DanJonJr September 22, 2021

Diabetes

Commonly found in brown Bears, but in recent years the discovery was made that Diabetes lives in humans commonly named Isaiah. Without treatment, you could become a raging alcoholic.

“Diabetes? Oh, Isaiah’s disease”

by Purdyballz December 2, 2022

Diabetes

Angela Jefferson

Angela went to the shop bought sweets got home ate the sweets . She got fat and now suffers from diabetes this is not good coz now she gets bullied

by Harley.c65 October 26, 2019

Type 1 Diabetes

When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.

"Why do you have that thing on your arm?"
"I got Type 1 Diabetes."

by toastERER February 2, 2025