by BJMASSEY September 04, 2008
(n): One who has a mastery of the anus which allows them to "cut off" a poop, before they are finished. Very effective loaf cutters are able to slice a poop many times, in such a way that the finished product appears similar to a busted roll of pennies or a sliced banana.
z: "Don't you think q would wanna come here Pearl Jam?--they're coming on the radio in a couple of seconds."
x: "Yeah, he probably would, but he's on the can now, he said he really needs to poop."
z: "Yeah but he could get out here pretty quickly, he's a Grade A loaf cutter, he could just save the rest for later."
x: "You're thinking of v, aren't you?"
z: "Nah, q."
x: "It's on!! Are we going to get him or not?"
z: "Forget it, I'm probably thinking of v..."
x: "Yeah, he probably would, but he's on the can now, he said he really needs to poop."
z: "Yeah but he could get out here pretty quickly, he's a Grade A loaf cutter, he could just save the rest for later."
x: "You're thinking of v, aren't you?"
z: "Nah, q."
x: "It's on!! Are we going to get him or not?"
z: "Forget it, I'm probably thinking of v..."
by Motivational Void. February 11, 2010
Hog Cutter. A dry gin martini cocktail garnished with a piece of bacon. The bacon is often rolled and skewered with a cocktail pick.
In a Hog Cutter, the savory flavor of bacon goes very well with cold gin.
Gin cocktails can be garnished with olives, onions, or bacon as seen with Martinis, Gibsons, and Hog Cutters respectively.
Gin cocktails can be garnished with olives, onions, or bacon as seen with Martinis, Gibsons, and Hog Cutters respectively.
by Doctor Fruitbomb July 04, 2009
aka Sacred Order of the Stonecutters
The Stonecutters World Council included George HW Bush, Orville Redenbacher, and Mr. T.
Also, Homer Simpson is the chosen one, the leader of the Guild.
(basically, a pararody of the Stone Masons)
The Stonecutters World Council included George HW Bush, Orville Redenbacher, and Mr. T.
Also, Homer Simpson is the chosen one, the leader of the Guild.
(basically, a pararody of the Stone Masons)
by Moody// June 30, 2006
Jeans and/or shorts (any bottoms, really) so tight they force the balls to split/go in opposite directions, so that it looks like you have two pockets full of change.
1. If John Stockton's shorts were any shorter, or any tigther, they'd be considered nut cutters.
2. Remember dat host-dude who wore neon shorts on Wild & Crazy Kids? Dem were some nut cutters, fo' real! It looked like he had about $20 worth of change in dem pockets!
2. Remember dat host-dude who wore neon shorts on Wild & Crazy Kids? Dem were some nut cutters, fo' real! It looked like he had about $20 worth of change in dem pockets!
by frontburners September 08, 2005
by Edmondo June 23, 2006
After eating a huge meal and feeling sick, the best way to settle your stomach is if you smoke a fat joint or take a bong rip.
Shit that fried chicken, french fries, and ice cream made me feel like puking! Roll up a joint, I need a fuckin grease cutter!
by SG22 February 24, 2009