a wussy country that got its independence from Yugoslavia in 1991 because they cant fight their own wars and only won because country's that have small dicks(US) helped them out.
by Weepin September 1, 2005
Get the croatia mug.A country that consists of severly inbred folk. Tops the list in deformities and homosexuals. Croatian men are well known for not pleasing women at all ! Croatian women are quite often confused with animals at the zoo.
Often short in stature and frequently showing strong signs of male pattern baldness whilst having the bonus attribute of what is known as a "micro penis", often trying to blend in by using the first name Petar.
Often short in stature and frequently showing strong signs of male pattern baldness whilst having the bonus attribute of what is known as a "micro penis", often trying to blend in by using the first name Petar.
Oy, Jovane, give me some oral massage, I need to get up from bed before the sun goes down here in Croatia.
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
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by justin maturo September 24, 2007
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It very rich. National animal is burek because it's an animal that is recognized by Croatia in 1997 . It has beatiful beaches with so many plastic that kids can play with it ! I'm from croatia and I will give this place a 69/10 . It's capital is Zagreb New York Washington DC . they speak Croatian
It very rich. National animal is burek because it's an animal that is recognized by Croatia in 1997 . It has beatiful beaches with so many plastic that kids can play with it ! I'm from croatia and I will give this place a 69/10 . It's capital is Zagreb New York Washington DC . they speak Croatian
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