ugly coyote

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.

Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?

Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.

Jim: So what did you do?

Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.

Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.

by those defs March 16, 2016

coyote kick

The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

Son I gave your mom a coyote kick last night

by Angry guy Alex September 5, 2017

coyote butthole

Plethora of coyote Anal sphincter on your pee pee

You’re playing big game hunter and pass the coyote level and need to carry back a momenta of all your kills you skin they ass and wear that coyote butthole

by Gluckgluck10000 December 14, 2019

paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

by banks33 February 26, 2021

The coyotes are back.

When you spot an 80's style mullet such as Joe Dirt wears. Referenced from a line of the 80's movie E.T.

You see a poster with someone sporting a mullet. "Well, looks like the coyotes are back."

by Nkloud November 30, 2016

Coyote

A medium sized mammal that looks like a wolf. Eats squirrels and many other small mammals. Great for throwing off the Empire State Building.

Someone: dude did you just see that coyote?
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.

by Thecoyotestrikesback February 9, 2025

Coyote Cocking

When you smuggle drugs into foreign lands via the urethra.

Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.

Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.

by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020