Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

cotton sloth

A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.

Cotton sloth must die young.

by karmawhore May 18, 2019

Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.

Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010

Cotton Crusader

A racist nickname for a black or African American person

“Jamal is such a cotton crusader, just look at him”

by HidinFromBiden May 16, 2022

Cotton Donkey

Euphemism for Tampon.

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe when I parted the red sea I would wind up with THIS on my hand"
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."

by AnieBear January 28, 2011

COTTON PATCH

The Part of a Womans panties (if equipped) in which a swatch of cotton cloth or patch is placed to meet exactly at the vaginal area, providing a soft surface for the genital area. This part also serves as an absorbing cloth for bodily fluids such as sweat, menstrual period, urine, feces and leftover sperm from the male partner(s).

Girl, I just dirtied my cotton patch with a little pee-pee...

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

Cotton Twat

When you are getting ready for a hump fest and your sideways smile doesn't have any saliva, making insertion of erect penis into the pink taco very difficult and at times almost impossible.
(Similar to cotton mouth.)

"Get your face down there, this cotton twat isn't going to lube itself!"

by Catabby Rolanus November 6, 2003