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christine the bean

by BagelToaster69 January 17, 2018
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Christine Olaes

by Friendlyneighborhood June 20, 2013
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Christine

Christine, I love you
by Bzsjdkskos June 13, 2023
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Christine

A bitch who doesn't know what shes doing :)
Shes's a christine.
by sLaYiNg <3 April 4, 2023
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Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
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Christine

Christine is a girl who's the embodiment of rizz, in fact, rizz can be implemented into her name i.e. Chrizztine. Her charisma attracts young and old, males and females. She is loved by all who meet her, and even if her first impression makes her seem a little weird, everyone will soon fall for her charm. Do you know a Chrizztine?
Yo, that's Christine.

Really? No wonder she's so radiant.
by what i say is real December 8, 2023
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christine chubbock

Christine chubbock was a news reporter who unfortunately committed suicide live on air. The event started with her reading off a few news stories as usual until she came to a local shooting that happened locally. There was a tape that was supposed to play, but it jammed and after so, Christine shrugged her shoulders and said... "In keeping with the WXLT's practice of presenting the most immediate and complete reports of blood and guts news, TV 40 presents what is believed to be a television first... An attempted suicide" she then pulls out a Smith and Wesson revolver and puts it behind her right ear and pulls the trigger. She soon fell on the desk violently and then fell promptly on the floor.
Have you heard the leaked audio of Christine Chubbock?
by Lame Staley July 8, 2023
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