A real nifty phrase that should be carefully utilized only in situations where other, more colorful, words do not have a place. For example, when an a**hole is being dismissive or ignoring their sh*tty behavior, you may use to this phrase as a way to say “you’re a piece of sh*t, f*ck off until you realize what an a**hole you were”.
Also doubles as a good way to tell someone that you are disappointed they forgot your birthday and instead of apologizing for it, decided to start an argument.
Also doubles as a good way to tell someone that you are disappointed they forgot your birthday and instead of apologizing for it, decided to start an argument.
Example: I was really disappointed by the lack of care you showed recently, and the fact that you decided to argue instead of making it right really hurt. TAKE CARE.
by SkRRRRat November 10, 2022
Get the Take caremug. by Croissantboy May 8, 2018
Get the Self Caremug. An alternative to Obama Care in which the provider renders services to your mom....for free of course!
Hey Doug, is your Erectile Dysfunction covered under ObamaCare?
No?
You should get YoMama Care.
YoMama cared for it last night
No?
You should get YoMama Care.
YoMama cared for it last night
by SamuraiBoom July 14, 2015
Get the YoMama Caremug. A less sincere version of who cares. You can just throw it around to bother people. Usually does the job at owning people in arguments.
by dirtyrupees July 10, 2020
Get the who caremug. 
Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"
I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."
And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."
And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015
Get the Quantum Caringmug. Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.
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See also cool story bro.
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See also cool story bro.
Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.
Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.
Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.
by Care Engineer <3 December 3, 2009
Get the care missilemug.