carbnivore

just like a carnivore but for carbs. a carb addict

-cake or steak?
-cake. I am a carbnivore

by kunefa September 23, 2005

cabineting

the act of sitting in the cabinet during class time to hide from your classmates.

guys I am stressed, can we go cabineting during lunch?

by burgerbyrger February 5, 2021

Kitchen Cabinet

The group of women you ask for advice before making major decisions. A reference to former president Andrew Jackson's presidential cabinet.

Tom wasn't sure if he she should ask Mary to formal, so he consulted his kitchen cabinet.

by Dutch_wonderboy January 19, 2010

spaghetti carbanana

A popular Italian noodle dish made with spaghetti noodles, banana slices and hot wheels.

"Hey man whatchu eating?"
"I just made some spaghetti carbanana."

by mememastermax March 14, 2020

Cabin Shower

Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are not available.

Coined and most commonly used by people living out in rural areas where either a.) running water in a house or cabin is not common or b.) one's job or community does not demand a daily shower.

Also can be used to describe the fragrant product itself.

"Dude, I totally took a cabin shower tonight because I was running so late!"

At the grocery store:
"I just need to grab some cabin shower, hang on."

by PlayaLove July 26, 2009

Carbon Coal

Poop. Doodie. Shit. Dung. Poopoo, Doodoo, etc.

Dood. Have you seen Sarah Jessica Parker lately??

ZOMG, yes! She abotu scared the carbon coal outta me!

by ThaBigCheesy December 3, 2010

Carbon Fauxber

Cheap plastic used to resemble carbon fiber in an attempt to push a product (ie Suzuki motorcycle) upmarket, but in reality alerting the attentive consumer to the fact that said product will in fact, upon first attempted use reveal a fairly high Velveeta content.

"Awsome ride dude, it must be really light, hence fast, with all that Carbon Fiber."

"If only. It's really Carbon Fauxber, made from the cheapest plastic know to humanity, impossible to keep clean or paint, plus it looks crappy and suggests inherently bad design"

by Strominrominator November 18, 2011