Florence Colorado

a place where there’s a bunch of old people. And the people that go to school there are hicks and thots :)

did any of you hear about florence Colorado.. people say you should never go there.

by beansovercats October 17, 2019

Wiggins, Colorado

Wiggins, Colorado a place where the only thing to do is wait for fall so you can go to the pumpkin patch.

The most boring town in America Wiggins, Colorado.

by Not A Kid From Brush ;) December 8, 2018

Colorado hang

The act of enjoying Colorado without moving: not hiking, skiing, mountain biking, rockclimbing, or paddling. Just hanging.

Yesterday I did the Colorado hang and read a book in a mountain cabin.

by SlimeQueen July 18, 2023

colorado state

College of Aggie hipsters

"Colorado state is home to some of the chillest aggie hip kids."

by VixenHammer April 9, 2015

Colorado Gone

In the great legalized state of Colorado there is a cultural shame regarding waste of the king of herbs. When a joint is half gone, it is usually tossed away like a cig butt.

Yo man I went to Denver for a vacation. Do you know they just toss a half smoked J away as if it were trash. They call it "Colorado Gone"

by dragonneus June 9, 2016

Colorado Costco

You will need:

Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)

Blindfold

A freaky partner

Step 1:

Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.

Step 2:

Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect

Step 3:

Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.

Step 4:

See where it goes from there!

“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”

“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”

by placebo! May 23, 2023

colorado creeper

Everytime you toke on this type of strain it's like getting a surprise wit every hit! One sec you feelin like you jus wasted money on a fat sack n then bam you on you're way to the moon!

Dre: Had ova to the crib. I jus scooped up some of that Bruce Banner!
KC: What's that?

Dre: Is that Colorado Creeper.... be careful cuz one minute you be actin like Bruce Banner n the next you the Incredible Hulk!

KC: HELL YEAH! I'll be there in ten mins yo!!

by QueenBee85 July 30, 2016