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Chandler

That weird human who is always making sarcastic comments and being weird
Actorguy: I need help. In rehearsal, I had to kiss a guy!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!
by Emzy S. August 30, 2019
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Chandler is a gross otaku who has terrible memory and the laugh of a 4 year old child.
Chandler is SHORT as hell
Chandler is a b i t c h
by Cheeweer September 30, 2019
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Chandler

The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.
"Chandler? I barely even know her! We've only been dating for 23 years... "
by Heater Beater October 9, 2019
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Chandler is a name for a fucking retard. Their normally blonde so their fucking stupid. If u want a man with an average height and having a below average penis that’s him
Chandler Kent is what I look for in a human
by BigDaddyBigBobby May 15, 2018
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Chandlered

The state of shithammered drunk yet functionally motivated to puke and rally.
Jay and Loe got so chandlered last night after the BBR concert in Challis, Idaho!
by Cherylandcain April 23, 2018
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Chandler

Chandler is the most sexiest and caring guy you’d ever meet. He’s very religious and has some of the dick ever. He gives great advice and is a good friend. He’s usually pretty tall and all of the girls love him. He is so affectionate and will never forget to tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He’s athletic and very slim. He’s very smart and does well in school which is another asset to his wonderful personality. He is destined for greatness and will always be a good friend to whoever needs one. Though once you cross him, you might as well be dead. So don’t get on his bad side. Overall, Chandler is literally perfect and is an amazing guy. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
Have you fucked Chandler? He has some good dick.

Chandler is literally the best boyfriend any girl could ask for!!
by Bigman66 March 29, 2020
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