Brian

Dumbass bitch

Stupid bitch that is brian

by Butts for days March 7, 2019

Brian

A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.

Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.

Guy 1: I should have never asked ....

by Your local weirdo October 14, 2018

Brian

Brian

Brian

by Dreamz3277 December 3, 2020

Brian

Brian is a bitch but is lovable sometimes and an asshole but it’s ok kinda, sometimes he’s a real dick and can make you wanna just blah but it’s wtv

Hey Brian ur kinda a dick sometimes

by Weirdome May 17, 2018

Brian

Brian is an interesting human. Brian is unusually tall with black hair and pale skin. He does not like germs and won't even give his closest friends birthday hugs. He goes to the gym often to try and get swole. He is very neat and has an orderly room. For some reason he might have a fan club but no one knows why. Brian likes to gossip and give people advice! Brian is a friend. Brian loves to be involved in relationships-but not his own.

Person: who's that person filming us through the bookcases?
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!

by thedefinerofmanywords October 13, 2017

Brian

A loser that camps in Roblox FPS and a nerd that plays MMO games.

Person 1: OMG the guy in the back keeps killing me in this Roblox game
Person 2: You mean a “Brian”, I bet he plays MMO games too

by xXWaterDrinkerXx September 14, 2022

Brian

Brian is a kind hearted , selfless person . He gives so much and is a true blessing . He is shy and sometimes afraid to show his true feelings . He may not have a lot of friends but those who are his friend love him . He is a very caring person and knows just what to say to help you feel better .

Guy :“I’m feeling really down” ,
Guy 2 :“You need a Brian”

by Augsbhd June 9, 2018