by Imlitfam October 30, 2016
Get the Western Branch Middle Schoolmug. The newest and best Surf Taco out of them all. The staff there is super friendly, funny, good looking, and they all have great personalities. Who wouldn't want to date them? Everything is clean and organized and entertaining. The entire staff is always in a great mood and are always happy to help you.
Man, the only good thing about going to Monmouth University is being able to go to Surf Taco Long Branch everyday.
by Hot Pants 123 September 15, 2010
Get the Surf Taco Long Branchmug. some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.
"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)
by samkim February 9, 2008
Get the been hit with every branch of the ugly treemug. Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006
Get the Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Downmug. (adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!
Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!
Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!
Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
by Joyeuse May 13, 2008
Get the Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Downmug. Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.
by Michelle Naomi October 1, 2020
Get the Branchmug. Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children…
James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
by anonymous submission 2022 May 27, 2022
Get the Branchingmug.