Boeing

(verb; boeinged, boeinging) A murder passed off as suicide. A "self-inflicted" gunshot would to the back of the head, for example.

"Be careful talking like that, you might get boeinged"

by Havesham April 23, 2024

Boeing Whistleblowia

A rare disease only contracted by Boeing whistleblowers which cause a myriad of symptoms including an extreme urge to commit suicide, as well as contracting other diseases. These symptoms usually lead to the subsequent death of the victim.

"Bob contracted Boeing Whistleblowia and decided to smoke 50 blunts, lay down on some railroad tracks and shoot himself in the back of the head."

by UltCourier May 2, 2024

Boeing

An incredibly, leading industry company.

Guy 1: My company doesn’t appreciate anyone. Its like I work at Airbus.

Guy 2: Too bad. I have a great job, our company is known as a Boeing.

by Nte24 May 21, 2024

Boeing

an aircraft company that spends more time and money killing whistleblowers than making functional planes

Whistleblower:"I have some information about boeing id like to share". Proceeds to get shot in the back fo the head.

by dictionary person23 May 26, 2024

Boeing!

The sound a 747 makes when it bounces.

That 747 bounced and went Boeing!

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

If it’s Boeing i’m not going

What crybaby airbus glazers yell out when someone talks about a 737 MAX 9. They also say the DC-10 and MD-11 are flying coffins. They would rather die than board a Boeing 787.

Me: My favorite plane is the Boeing 777. Love the A38-
PTFS kid: IF IT’S BOEING I’M NOT GOING!!!!!!
Me: Do you want me to crash a Boeing into your location?
PTFS kid: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOARD A BOEING.
Me: omg bro actually sthu.
Friend: what were u gonna say now?
Me: my other favorites are also the A380 and the DC-10.
PTFS kid: FLYING COFFIN! HATE THE DC-10!
Me: hey friend, get me the gun
Friend: ok.

by tayy77 January 10, 2026