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Boeing Whistleblowia

A rare disease only contracted by Boeing whistleblowers which cause a myriad of symptoms including an extreme urge to commit suicide, as well as contracting other diseases. These symptoms usually lead to the subsequent death of the victim.

"Bob contracted Boeing Whistleblowia and decided to smoke 50 blunts, lay down on some railroad tracks and shoot himself in the back of the head."

by UltCourier May 2, 2024