fruit blow-up

when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;

me: guess what i did last night

friend: what?

me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!

friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)

by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025

blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017

Blow up doll

The thing keeping daddy with mommy

Look it's dad with his Blow up doll

by Price of shit June 25, 2022

Blow up

What happens in space when you give a blow job.

When she lifted her head off his cock as he was about to cum causing it to blow up!

by Elizabeth N. October 28, 2018

blow up

To light up or/and smoke a joint, blunt, spliff, etc

Yo man I got some fresh Gorilla Glue let's blow that shit up!

This party is wack af bruh lets go out and blow up some.

Come here boy, I'll let you blow this jay up.

He said he bringing some fat ass joints for all of us to blow it up after classes.

by Crank White July 13, 2022

Blowing up this bathroom

Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.

"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."

by hotcutie February 6, 2024

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma March 24, 2014