Portland Trail Blazers

The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.

I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.

by Ziggmanster June 4, 2025

Michigan Trail-Blazer

A sexual act in which a male shoves Trail Mix in his rectum and then leaving it in for a week, letting it marinate, and then shitting it all out into his partners face

Me and my homeboy just did the Michigan Trail-Blazer, I recommend it

by Cheese_master February 17, 2026