Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Blaine

A blonde headed fuckface who thinks they are better than everybody but they are really just a scum peice of shit yoohoos

Kids a faggot what a blaine

by Bduegeudiggbwheyw February 9, 2020

lame blaine

the act of being super lame.

he's sending mixed signals again.

ughh what a lame blaine.

by badteacher March 27, 2011

Blaine

Blaine is an angel until they’re forced to show people that they can be the devil. When they love, they love hard. They’re very loyal and honest. They can be a bit hard to love and understand due to not healing from childhood traumas, when they have potential to do so. They can be rude and obnoxious at times which can push people away that are big on peace & respect. They are very stubborn in all things, their food, friends & money. They can come off as harsh, when being honest. They are very freaky which causes them to be a bit promiscuous. They also have a shit tone of weird kinks. Kinks that would make a vanilla sex lover gasp.

Blaine can be a bit different, but there can only be one.

by Medusadidnothingwrong November 23, 2021

Blaine Galella

absolute vagina, eats vagina, smells like fish, eats chili with his fingers

Blaine Galella is a stupid cock

by macdaddy69123456789 April 9, 2019

Blain

Gorgeous girl that you see and automatically want to become friends with. Her smile is golden She’s precious

that’s blain

by generic.one April 4, 2022

Blaine

The most wonderful, loveliest man you'll ever meet. Often found to be on the shorter side, but isn't afraid of a "challenge" if you catch my drift.. he is great with communication and will love all of you inside and out until the very end. He cares not about what you look like, not about shape, size, height, etc.. but cares a lot about personality. Never let him go once you've found him. Trust me, he is the one.

"Wow, you're dating blaine?! You're so lucky..."

by Pinkbxnes July 27, 2022