by DONT LOOK HERE! November 27, 2009

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.
You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?
by hgdt43 March 14, 2008

The state of having no drip that everyone laughs about your style and calls your outfits “dead fits”
by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Kickass Kiwi stuntwoman, sometimes actress. Doubled Uma Thurman, Lucy Lawless, and Sharon Stone. Played herself in Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof. Featured in documentary Double Dare. Likes to beat on evildoers with large lead pipes.
by thrace December 27, 2008

Also known as Toxic Smell. Serves a variety of fake Mexican food in which you must order at least twelve dollars worth to fill you up. Afterwards finding your self looking for the nearest shitter.
by Tzu March 2, 2005

The act of stealing gym equipment and aggressively refusing and protecting it from others using it whilst looking while you have Down syndrome
by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

The sound of bells being rung, only this time done completely by synthesis -- be it computer hardware or software synthesis. No actual bells are being harmed.
The demo called, äMPäri3" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Dekadence has synthetic bells in its zax -- how kewl!!!
by Telephony December 29, 2014
