Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

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beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

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beetle snoit

A absolute madman driven by drugs to accomplish one thing, RAPE.

"Dawg Dan is a beetle snoit"

by ItsLunnatic June 15, 2023

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Juice Beetle

You look like you got punched in yo jaw bone, other words, you ugly.. you yo adopted daddy son

Person 1 : stfu!
Person 2 : you fkin Juice Beetle

by sketchedastrobunnieh October 21, 2023

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Penis Beetle

Alternative name for Cockroach

Gaaah! It's a penis beetle!

by Inni84 November 25, 2023

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The beetle top is my way of describing a new 2018 hairstyle I've also labelled as being slick. The beetle top is the top of someone's hair who has it gelled back on top very much so like that of a beetle's abdomen. The lines and the overall shape of its shell, looks like the top of someones head when the hair is slicked back.

His hair looks hip with that slicked back beetle top.

by DylanRThomas July 18, 2018

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